There are things thou just shouldn't do. Thou might catcheth some thrown hands if thou doest. Just saying. And, for every vice, there is a virtue. And, so, if thou hath sinned, thou can do some other, good stuff. Change your ways or whatever. 'Tis all good.
1) STUPIDITY
Thou shalt not be ignorant. Ignorance is not bliss. Thou shalt not ask stupid questions. When they say "there are no stupid questions."....they're lying. Thou shalt not be a total idiot. Thou will be slapped with a fish.
***Virtue: read a damn book. Watch the news or discovery channel or something. Think about what you say before you open your mouth. Being dumb is not cute. It will get you popped in the mouth, though.
2) SNAKERY
Thou shalt not lie to, decieve, or do wrong by any said "friend" or any one who may trust thou. This includes being fake, phony, not real, etc.Thou shalt not pass judgement on any other. It's all bad.
***Virtue(s): first of all, to the person being snaked, don't call someone your friend if you know good and well you haven't built any ounce of trust with that person. Also, don't befriend a person you know will snake you. You're setting yourself up. However, to the snake...just stop snaking. Period. If you know it's wrong, don't do it. Especially to somebody you're cool with. If you don't realize your snakery before it happens, don't get mad when someone points it out; apologize. Isn't that what we learned when we were like 5? Say sorry?
3) SLOTH
Thou shalt not sit thine ass in the same spot for an entire day. Thou ain't a vegetable. There's always something you can do, don't be lazy.
***Virtue: America is fat. And that's bad. Go ride a bike or take a walk. Get up and clean something. Find something to do.
4) PROCRASTINATION
Thou shalt not occupy thy mind with one thing when thou knowest thou got something else thou needst to do.
***Virtue: Be more responsible. Push away from the phone, the computer, whatever, and do what you need to do. I'm sure it'll still be there when you finish.
5) IMPERTINENCE
Thou shalt not be rude. Ever. There is no reason for it. Thou shalt receive a brick between the eyes if thou can't control thyself.
***Virtue: Be cool. We learned that when we were kids, too. Please, thank you, you're welcome, excuse me...how hard is that? Please be polite. Or I will get rude back. *serious face* Whether it's the things you say or the way you act or how you push people out the way when you walk...just be cool.
6) HYPOCRACY
Thou shalt not run thou mouth about what someone else has done if thou can't even own up to the fact that thou has done the same, if not more.
(DISCLAIMER: yes, I am guilty of some of these sins. However, I acknowledge that I am, and not running my mouth about how somebody is soooo wrong for doing whatever. Therefore, I do not consider myself guilty of this one..lbs =P)
***Virtue: Stfu. Just stop talking about people, period. That's how shit gets started. It's not people doing wrong or whatever, it's people running their mouths about it. Just sit down and shut up.
And finally...
7) BAD MUSIC
Thou shalt not call thyself a rapper if thou has no bars..
Thou shalt not call thyself a singer if thou can barely carry a tune without making people cringe..
Thou shalt not be unoriginal or stale or unlyrical (is this a word?).
Thou shalt use proper English at least a few times.
Thou shalt talk about things other than "pussy;money;weed."
Bad music is a sin, point blank, period.
***Virtue: STOP encouraging this foolishness! There's a reason I stopped listening to the radio.. It's the same stuff. And it's not good stuff. It's not MUSIC, it's just stuff. No, I will not put my p***y on your sideburns; I don't give a damn about your "pretty boy swagg" what does that even mean? "o-leh-do-eh!" <<--NOT REAL WORDS. The senseless shouting of things like "GUCCI!" and "WAKA!!" make me gag. I want it to go away. Good musicians are a dying breed. The ones that do exist are hard to find. Please bring them out of hiding.
The Squeaky one has spoken. I hope you will consider my words and think before you act. And may The Kid have mercy on your soul. (lol) From the church of Cudiism, I say good day. *takes a bow*
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